If You Had to Date a Legendary Pirate, Who Would It Be?

Ching Shih for me! She could be like my personal samurai.

 

LOL

This could get a little twisted, but I'll play it safe and go with Jeanne de Berry. She seems manageable enough for this old cat. On the flip-side Ching always looks pissed off


TiGeR

 

Personal samurai eh? Jean De Berry has cute butter knife's

 

Yeah, that she does. You also stand a better chance of still being able to see the toast once the butter is applied. Not so sure about Ching Shih. Logic would seem to dictate your toast ending up as croutons and putting a smile on that face might require a little personal sacrifice as well.


TiGeR

 

LOL!!! I remember those "butter knives"...to bad she used margarine rather than real butter...sheesh...

 

I wonder if she makes omelettes too

 

Romeo Boomer -- he's probably the "most shunned" LP and will have more time than any of the others to go for movie dates, long walks along the beach, travel to distant and exotic destinations....

 

And I do think he looks rather dashing in his 'Oh, Mr. Darcy!' get-up

 

Boomer is also the only clean shaven pirate so I'd pick him too. @Slim Hawks and I would have to fight for him

 

Awwwww I can't see my banner anymore

 

Lol! @Christy Boomer has so much time on his (explosive) hands I would be more than happy to share him ... though if you would like to fight for him, next rumble with dNd will settle it

 

That happened to me too before need a different image hosting platform ... if you used photobucket previously they will still keep all your images and you can just transfer to the new location.

 

Now, this is outraging! What is this I read? Discrimination against bearded pirates ? Come on, give us a chance! Beard is beautiful in male And female pirates. Maybe that’s why Jeanne uses a scarf, to avoid that kind of prejudice you’re exhibiting right now. I say: Free Jeanne’s beard at once!

Furthermore, for Lindsey:

"The Santa season is the worst time of the year for beard wearers," says Keith Flett, driving force of the BLF (The Beard Liberation Front). "The taunts from children and comments we get from White Van Man get worse."

That being said, and until I actually get a chance to see Jeanne’s beard, I would date Annabelle Levaux, not only because she probably speaks French and probably has some facial hair here and there, but because I’m pretty sure she can cook, and I have a soft spot in my heart for old grumpy women. I’ll even let her bring her snakes to bed…

 

Still trying to understand why this post reads "had to date" and not "got to date"...

 

What image hoster do you use?

 

Will this help you @Christy ?http://tinypic.com/

 

I use cubeupload I didn't know about tinypic...that looks good too!

 

ROFL!!!

The ladies need to have some fun as well .

TiGeR