Multi-Guild SLAP fight

As they say in showbiz, any publicity is good publicity. If you need an agent, contact me GeNeTiiX. I have several guilds interested in acquiring your raiding rights. Will require you giving your agent (me <~~~) 15% of all gold and grog plundered, plus 5% of any future gem acquisitions. In return, I will secure you in spot in a top 50 guild with guaranteed fully funded guild perks. You will be guaranteed a position as first mate and received two buckets of green popcorn per week. You will also be permitted to keelhaul one inactive member per month. We are even in preliminary talks with Midoki to create a villain pirate in your image in future upgrades. Whatcha say, we got a deal?

 

If I should be lucky enough to win any gems for my #PLUNDERED submission, I will ask Midoki to give 1/2 the loot to GeNetiix for being a sport. Please cast your support in the form of a LIKE on my submission: http://forum.plunderpirates.com/index.php?threads/plundered-competition.4294/page-3
EDIT: Tiger Claw - if GeNetiix hires you as his agent that's 5% gems to you. So make sure to LIKE

 

Is it just me or is this thread getting weirder and weirder?

 

Oh with this group, I'm sure it can only get weirder
Bring on the Clown porn and cotton candy!!
And I'm sure I left my twister game here somewhere with some butter flavored crisco.

 

See my point?…...​

 

Its ran its course at the expense of a fellow gamer who deserves (at this point) a slap on the back and a sincere "Welcome to the PP Community".

TiGeR

 

I just realized my post about with the green arrow had 2 meanings, I'm a genius!!

 

I don't know about that Ed. But it was kind of annoying to have to scroll so far on my phone screen. lol

 

Hey, what about my cut for posting annoyingly off-topic comments all throughout? (which also helped distract everyone enough to put an end to the snarkfest that this thread was becoming, iMO) Also, that green popcorn didn't pop itself!

 

Perhaps you can negotiate that with Shark Bait if GeneTiix accepts his services.

 

I have a agent already would like to know if you can match the offer Jim Harbaugh received today. You have 24 hours.#theyhateuscausetheyanus

 

WOW!

You absorbing all this "We R Piates"?

TiGeR

 

Yeah, if this thread degenerates into the bickering/name calling again, me and my green popcorn machine are gonna set up shop elsewhere.

 

I'm hoping that the Captain of "We R Piates" reads this. His response could very well change the course of this thread.

TiGeR

 

Kicked and leaving are two different things and this is a new game so please take your negative comments else where.

 

If that fails, we could always take the Juvenile approach:

The next person to say something rude, offensive or inflammatory in this thread shall be deemed an Idiot, and will be treated as such by Everyone until the End of Time.

 

Is this a publicity stunt Gen? Could it be that you and J0ck0 are one and the same?
Downloaded requested.

TC

 

Nah I'm in Illinois Jocko is in Arizona

 

Fair enough.

Your now Front and Center. I'll absorb the impact, but you and J0ck0 should do the right thing and open up a little.

I have nothing to lose either way.

PS... Be nice about this. Honesty can set ye free.

TC