Geez picking between actors is sooo hard... so I cheated & went for a Brit cast & an International cast. Buccaneer - Christian Bale/Russell Crowe Gunner - Colin Farrell/Johnny Depp Bomber - Lee Evans/Jim Carey Brute - Ray Winstone/Ethan Suplee Juggernaut - John Rhys-Davies/Jack Black Heavy Gunner - Idris Elba/Mr T Thief - Rosamund Pike/Anne Hathaway Aeronaut - Tom Hiddleston/Matthew McConaughey Sky Raider - Jason Statham/Tom Cruise Witch Doctor - Lennie James/Don Cheadle Skellywag - Andy Serkis/Mark Ruffalo Ghastly Gunslinger - Bill Nighy/Geoffrey Rush Priestess - Naomie Harris/Zoe Saldana An action/disaster epic about a rag-tag bunch of pirates embarking on a near-impossible mission to get to that rogue outhouse before it backs-up!
True... but seriously, if a film contained ALL of those people, can you imagine cinemas having ANY empty seats?!
I think a Plunder Pirates movie is a good idea, and I have some ideas. First of all, the movie begins with the captain washed ashore on a little island. His ship was wrecked just off the coast, so he and his crew put it back together. And then pirates attack them and steal their supplies. From there, I think the movie should focus on exploration to find their missing supplies, and even find some treasure. Then they meet a sailor who captains a galleon with a black hull and red sails, who is willing to help them. And that sailor is called Alonzo Batia. So they get their gold back when Alonzo betrays them. For the finale, I reccommend that the captain kills Alonzo and takes his ship, and becomes the most feared pirate in all the seas! Boom, what y'all think of that idea?
