All these ''beard names'' & ''Sparrow's''… (Post your pics!)

Nothing wrong with Phallic names very pirate aaarrrrrhhhhh

 

This game is full of phalli and dirty references.

Q6: Northward Isle = Phallus
J18: Coral Quay = Toilet
S17: Oyster Bay = Anatomically correct pair of male legs
P10: Cutter's Reef = Male anatomy, with a Moai head as the phallus
H13: Devil's Reef = Looks like an uterus
Flagpole
Elven Eruption
Massive Candy Cane.
it goes on and on...

 

"Justice Thomas honorably requested I mention Long Dong Silver", Danny Devito testified.

...and that's the long and the short of it

 

Is there a thousand pound junket plunger out there?

 

lol i forgot about this thread. I have encountered thousands of beards lol, its time we revive this thread

 

this thread is my favourite...

 

hahahaahah LOOL i will see if i have any more Beard names screens on my iPad.

 

I've seen a beard for every color in the Jumbo Box of Crayolas.

 

Ah yes, I recall well the first time I battled that devil pirate, the infamous Burnt Umber Beard!

 

As an interesting subversion to the trope at the heart of this thread, I wonder if anyone named themselves "Shave My Beard" or something like that?

 

Dunno about that one, but I've seen: NoBeard, Beardless, My Beard and My Girl's Beard

 

LOOOLOLOLOL! XD XD How amusing...

 

Find me!

 

Petition to get a beard flag as a bonus decoration reward if you successfully defeat a Midoki staffer's base (AngryBeard).

 

I dig that!

 

So, to which Blackbeard do I belong?

 

If it were me, I'd pick the one with the best personal hygiene.

 

Clean pirates maybe oxymoron.

 

Here's a new one for the list...