Avatar contest

UPDATE

Gangrene Beard, Salty Snack, Bear, Tiki Girl and myself comprise the 5person panel that will judge the entries and choose the finalists and winners.

Please, no bribing, or attempted bribing of any official judge.

 

Though sincere bribes will be considered by me... I am a pirate after all.

 

He's a bear....whatta ya expect

 

Disclaimer-Tikigirl can totally be bribed, she also enjoys attempted bribes.Thank you.

 

Pirate corruption!

 

Are there uncorrupted pirates?

 

At least try to give the appearance of being unbiased

 

I shall put forth my best attempt. cough depends on the bribe cough

 

I am so unbiased I've already chosen a favorite. If you want me to be unbiased and choose yours send me $20 USD in the form of an iTunes gift card.
I may not fully understand the term unbiased. It means severely leaning towards one side, right?

 

It is like watching the U.S. govt. at work

 

It's my source for all my best jokes

Strategery

 

I feel brainwashed just scrolling down this page its like an atari generation banner porn fest.....Aaaaaaarrrrhhhhhhhhhhh

 

It's an overplayed commercial.. Effective tho

 

Here's a spy photo of Atari Generation's Boot Camp.

 

It's always a good time at AG

 

Some things once seen can never be unseen.......

 

I cannot be bought!! But I can be rented. Reasonable rates.

 

I overheard some of the crew asking about your rates.
Happy to pass along the information.

 

Is that your entry?

 

It was commentary on the "pornfest" that @Bizzark and I were observing.