Best Island & Guild Names

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kelani, Jan 9, 2015.

  1. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    The forum needs another pointless long-running thread, so.. post em as you find 'em. Mine for today

    Island
    -------------
    Pier 1
    AtomHeartMother
    I Have Immunity
    Anal Intruder (Top Secret! reference.)
    HandsOffMyLoot
    Just Try It...
    Attack Him

    Guild
    -------------
    KeLTeam
    Guild
    Please Love Me
    sex on the b*tch
    Pleasedonthurtus
    Join Please
    Great Guild Name
     
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2015
  2. All The Same Island
    And
    We Bought Gems For This? Guild

    Also, I'm recommending Sinister Souls changes to "Why is this signature so big" guild.
     
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  3. Marmaladesix

    Marmaladesix First Mate

    Ship Happens.

    Oh, and was once attacked by a guy named Jack Sparrow. I thought that was a witty name.
     
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  4. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    It was, which is why 10,000 other people also use it :)
     
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  5. Marmaladesix

    Marmaladesix First Mate

    Only 10,000?
     
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  6. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Give or take. Unless Midoki tells us, I doubt we'll ever know for sure.
     
  7. Marmaladesix

    Marmaladesix First Mate

    I shall start a spreadsheet to keep track.
     
  8. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    To help you get started, I searched the guilds. Jack Sparrow-esque ones maxed out the list, so there's at least 30.

    I think TN may have had a JS at one time. I know we've had at least three Sparrows since I've been there.
     
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  9. Marmaladesix

    Marmaladesix First Mate

    Oh! And I think I fought a Blackbeard once too. Another original name.

    Still waiting to take on the Dread Pirate Roberts...
     
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  10. ElGordo

    ElGordo First Mate

    Really?
    Not "sex on the beach"?

    Nice cocktail by the way,
    but would prefer Mojito

    NB: The first mate of sex on the b*tch called wet
     
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2015
  11. ll DarkZero ll

    ll DarkZero ll Captain

    I laughed/liked:

    Islands
    Gilligans
    Chuck Norris
    DontHurtMe
    The one that was a single fist emoji

    Guilds
    ManBearPig
    Zer0 Wing

    *Post may contain subtle advertising
     
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  12. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    ManBearPig!
     
  13. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Latest names:

    Pirates
    -------------------
    @Edward Kenway (cute little PH3 base. Guessing it's his baby brother? :) )
    Swamp Gas
    Sardine Factory
    The Sticks
    Active Volcano
    Raaaaaid?! (Exploding emoji)


    Guilds
    ---------------------
    Lynn & Kevin (2 members: Kevin and Kevin's Lynn) Awwww.. :)
    Moldy Wench
    Old and Crusty
    United Wankers
    Losers
    Skurvy Skanks
     
  14. Tex

    Tex Commodore

    I was just attacked by "Jesus".
    Fortunately, he showed mercy and only destroyed 41% of my island.
     
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  15. Jun

    Jun First Mate

    So much for the rapture. Moving on...
     
  16. Black-ish Beard

    Black-ish Beard Captain

    Was it baby Jesus?
    We're still not sure where Santa left the little tyke before heading back to the North Pole
     
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  17. As you wish
     
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  18. Burnz

    Burnz Captain

    I came across this guild a while back. Its guild members all had a theme to their names, but I don't see the guild anymore, probably got banned or something. This one is dirty so if you are sensitive don't look, although some may look and not get it.

    Come Honor
    Face
    Body
    Legs

    etc.
     
  19. Tex

    Tex Commodore

    Disgusting. I need to wash my hands now.
     
  20. Burnz

    Burnz Captain

    You were warned.
     

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