When you near a pirate rank of 1000, you should see a much more significant gravitational pull towards a gargantuan center mass where the minutes are actually years. But in the distance a giant wave crashes down on your island and you realize that this is your chance to save humanity from its own demise.
oh its a distant horizon with a white sandy beach beckoning in my dream where a bottle of rum sits quietly waiting.......Alas my pirate cabin boy and myself may need to wait to reach that goal.
