Deep thoughts

Discussion in 'Off topic' started by Keelhauler Jake, Oct 24, 2014.

  1. Keelhauler Jake

    Keelhauler Jake First Mate

    Pretty plunder pirates pilfer by the pirate plan. If pretty plunder pirates pilfer by the pirate plan, where's the pirates pilfered place of the pretty plundered plan?
     
  2. Edward Kenway

    Edward Kenway Captain

    makes perfect sense...
     
  3. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

  4. Keelhauler Jake

    Keelhauler Jake First Mate

    A man, a plan, a canal?

    Care to come up with another plunder pirates based tongue twister?
    Credit to Black_beard for changing his status and setting me off.
     
  5. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    Precariously perched pirate parrots preclude pontiff proclamations pertaining to pirate pets
     
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  6. Bear

    Bear Commodore

    Poor pirates peer perilously pondering plundering peoples plethora of plunder.
     
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  7. ll DarkZero ll

    ll DarkZero ll Captain

    Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

    Oh wait pirate themed?......Close enough it fits my avatar.
     
  8. Keelhauler Jake

    Keelhauler Jake First Mate

    Laudable loquacious lingerings loosely likened to the listed lesson. Lamented by legendary legions of less lissome llamas. Lovely!!!
     
  9. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    To sit in solem silence on a dull dark dock
    In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock
    Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
    From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block
     
  10. Gristle

    Gristle First Mate

    To gem or not to gem- thar be the question:
    Whether 'tis humbler on the plunder
    To suffer the blades and cannons of high level pirates
    Or to gem your ship to explore the seas of troubles,
    And by opposing them level up. To train- to build.
    No more; and by gemming we say to end
    The ransacking, and the looting of our gold
    Our grog is there too. 'tis a consumable
    Needed to train. To train- to build.
     
  11. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    You sir, are a man of great wit.
     

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