You can quickly lose weight in your wallet by buying Gems! For tips like this and more FOR FREE, Join AtariGeneration! ~We have the best players around[1] ~Our Guild Perks are ALWAYS[2] funded ~Our captain(that would be me) is one of the only two[3] Forum Captains! ~We require a pirate rank of 100, but once you're in feel free to drop down. ~We ask that you're active in chat, since we are, at least once a week. ~We haven't been convicted of any war crimes or crimes against nature![4] Sound like a guild for you? Join up now while supplies last! [1]Claim of best players around is merely an opinion by our fair and glorious leader, Gangrene Beard. All claims made by Gangrene Beard are not subject to review and cannot be used against him in court. [2]Always is a relative term that cannot be explained unless you understand that time is not a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly ... time-y wimey ... stuff. [3]As of October 29th 2014, when this was posted. [4]The key word is convicted.
This is an easy riddle; earn gems fast, spend all your money, have none left for food, starve and watch the pounds drop off...
I did but I was joking around a little. Seriuosly though @Gangrene Beard this post was really funny lol
the funny thing is that this is exactly what commercials do lol always the small text in the corner, nearly impossible to see. Anyways, good luck with the guild
If we were to count content not amount of posts, I'm Forum Grand Commander Wizard Overlord Captain Beef Supreme.
Every person to join me gets their choice of free punch and pie or a statue of Boba Fett made out of cheese. Needless to say, I'm running out of cheese. So hurry up, only have 4 spots left. Glory and cheese await thee!!
We offer cake or death....or a comfy chair. Cake, death, or a comfy chair ...or spam. Cake, death, a comfy chair, spam....Among the things we offer is umm....oh forget it, just join us
44/50 slots filled. Most of our players are active in chat and we have quite a few that are active here in the forums too. If you're not looking to push to the top, or just want to pop in and say hello, Join AtariGeneration for a fun time today!
