If any pirates have a spar R we could use one kidding. I actually believe it or not love the misspell. Would never want it changed.
Oh crap... Swipe, where are you? Swiiiiipey? SwipeyCat? Swipefield? Swipers? Swipeth? I'm kidding, he has opposable thumbs, so he can turn on the sink when he wants water, and could probably take my dog if he got hungry enough. He's ok edit: Yes, my cat's name is really Swipe.