Joyous News! Bad Piggies just gave birth to two daughters: Wild Piggies and Lucky Piggies!

Every day Bad Piggies is forced to turn away many up-and-coming pirates because they do not meet our minimum guild requirements. By rejecting these applicants, we force them into the clutches of lesser guilds that either stink (pee-yew) or are filled with maleficent spirits. And sometimes we lose members who desire a less competitive environment, or who wish to spend more time communicating in their native tongue.

We have therefore decided to strengthen and enlarge the Piggies family with the creation of two daughter guilds: “Wild Piggies” and “Lucky Piggies”. Wild Piggies will be led by the notorious and widely feared pirate Captain Peg-leg Mclovin, while Lucky Piggies will be helmed by our most elite warrior, Captain Win (who in our last push achieved a score of almost 900 fairly, an almost unprecedented achievement recently).

Wild Piggies will welcome members of any nationality, but guild chat should be conducted in English only. Lucky Piggies likewise welcomes players of any nationality, and members may freely converse in either Chinese or English (all members should have at least rudimentary English language ability).

This family structure of interconnected guilds explicitly rejects the "Borg"-like approach you may have seen elsewhere, in which subsidiary guilds are assigned a number and are faceless cogs in the machine serving the master guild. We want each of our child guilds to have its own unique identity and personality.

The birth of our two child guilds will not only help the Piggies to achieve the world dominion they greedily desire, but also improve the play experience of our existing members as friends and family members will now be able to join the Piggies family where previously that might have been impossible.

For the greater glory of all Piggies! Veni, vedi, vici.

Wild Piggies and Lucky Piggies are open to all (for a limited time only!).

Requirements:

■ You must have a good attitude and treat other Piggies respectfully. Piggy brothers and sisters come in all shapes, sizes and colors, and even oink differently!
■ You must be active
■ You must use Chat Applications to better communicate with fellow guild members:
■ Wild Piggies: LINE app
■ Lucky Piggies: QQ app (w/real time English-Chinese translation)
■ Bad Piggies: LINE app
■ Willingness to help our sister guilds during their trophy pushes

Perks:

■ Active social members who are willing to teach young pirates the ways of the sea.
■ We routinely share replays.
■ An ever evolving forum containing information regarding:
■ Island Build Strategies
■ Attack Strategies (w/ videos narrated by our very own Tex!)
■ Pirate training tips (a.k.a. What I wish I would have known before having a 100k WD)
■ Map Exploration tips
■ Guild Perks are well funded
■ Prizes (We have given away US$100 in the past!)

 

Here little piggy wiggy Here little piggy wiggy

 

Watch out, Bizzark, these piggies bite!

 

stop it your telling porkies.

 

Looks like the pigs are makin bacon!

 

Now I am hungry I want a Ham sanga

 

Piggies rocking your face off

 

I never realised that Pigs wore socks..Funny huh!

 

Yup. Trucker hats too.

 

Looks like a third eye as a belly button that could be handy..

 

The third eye helps piggies stay ten moves ahead of the completion.

You didn't think that having a third eye was just a figure of speech, did you?

 

Depends on the colour..

 

And i'm always four moves a head just like Bobby fisher....Now where is my cosby sweater

 

Despite popular belief, the correct lyrics are:

"I feel in charge like piggies, wearing that Cosby Sweater"

 

Well it looks like a Cosby crew.....Is the carpet a reference to 70s porn?...(Just checking if you were listening)..Might have to keep trotting these out all day.

 

Hilarious, guys! Keep the celebration party rocking!

 

Fun Fact: Bobby Fischer --or any grandmaster thinks way more than four moves ahead. Try 6-20; the actual number depending on how many of those moves are forced.

 

The world may never know.

 

Kelani, unless you perform seances, I think you meant to say Fischer THOUGHT 6-20 moves in advance!

 

Fister fisher Fischer its only letters.