Last Words

What would be your last words before you die? Funny, serious or a combination of the two, what would you say?

" Tell my tale to those who ask, the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence."

It would be encompassed with the Linkin Park song "In The End".

 

"The money is hidden under the "

 

Wait! What? Oh it's you, too bad I hoped It was...

 

And thanks, you reminded me how awesome that song is!

 

red or blue, red or blue, red or blue....

 

No, this is not an alligator, it's a tree trunk...

 

No Don Peperoni, I will not pay.

 

I'm going to make sure that's in my will.

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg!

 

Statistics ("math") major was a waste of tiiiiiiiimmmmmmee!☠

 

Love this. Or another variant "The real will is hidden in my..."

 

The frog in the corner is now your fathhhhhhhh....

 

Stay away from the light....

 

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.

 

Here's mine:

"Am I dying, or did I pass out during my birthday party?" (semi-ripped off from Lady Nancy Astor)

 

This only works if I am sick.

"Come closer...closer closer...

*when they are 3 inches from my mouth I cough on them*

...I'm contagious"

 

Damn, my walls for PH7 were almost finished...

 

"Hold my beer and watch this."

Or possibly "I saw this once in a cartoon and I'm pretty sure I can do it"

 

The 2nd one - FTW