Ahoi! Let me introduce our very new guild New Whale Order (formerly Suisse Elite). We are pirates, pirates with whales! In the New Whale Order we trust, because New World Order is just a joke! We are a guild made by whales, for whales! We are located mainly in French speaking Switzerland so we speak French but many of us speak English as well. I would like to introduce our two most famous whales! They are sibling, Tofino also knows as Tofi and Tofina but you can call her Tofinette, it is also fine! Tofino is a whale from Canada who sailed to Switzerland despite this country has no borded with the ocean, but who cares? He is a "Round Whale", the smallest kind of whale in the universe and he can live out of the sea without any problem. Everyone knows Tofino as Tofi because he likes Swiss German language and they usually use diminutive/nicknames there! Tofina is the most crazy round whale that has ever lived, except maybe her grandfather, but no one really knows... She is Tofino's little sister and she cures whales, I mean, all kind of whales including blue whales and round whales! Do you know why? Simply because she is a vet and she holds both MD and PhD! But she is also a communist pirate whale singing songs from the Red Army Choir. Everyone likes Tofina in our guild because every crew needs an awesome singer! Futhermore, we claim not to have some day to fight against whales while exploring the seas and also we would like to have a whale as flag emblem as soon as possible. To be more serious , we usually start rumbling from Saturday evening unless they are too many pirates or whales going partying and drinking beer and rum all the night like seahorses! If you are looking for a French speaking guild (but it could be fun to have an international guild as well), you are active enough, want to help us with perks and you do like whales, you are more than welcome in our guild "New Whale Order"! Annuit Coeptis, Novus Ordo Balæna Naga Jolokia, Captain of the New Whale Order
