I would like to nominate Gangrene Beard to be the newest prirate after Santa Claus elapses. He brings lot to our guild and a lot to the forum. The grog has me keeping this short and sweet.
Plainness, who r u in our guild? Or does gb have two guilds. Confused Mönkey here. Also why does the forum always put umlaut on the o when I wrote mönkey? Oh Ya, i second the nomination.
Plaidness is Ye Ol Storybrook I think. Also the mönkey is because at one time you spelled it that way and now autocorrect has it memorized. See? monkey.
So... how would this work? You send him into glorious battle, and once you deploy him, he pulls out a laptop and starts posting? Pirate Hall to Mortar. We've lost telemetry! That guy is crashing our Wifi! *runs away. fast*
Yes. lol - actually in guild chat I made a comment about being the grinch and stealing all your loot. Then it went from there - so....a green-bearded male thief character?
As long as you don't stay invisible until the second you actually need to be (then die 1 second later), I'd totally dump grog into that character.
I think he could be like the first mate that walks around the island. Except a green beard. He cuts things and poisons them. Then moves. On. The things he cut decay over the battle until destroyed.
Don't we already have a weird green-haired guy walking around our islands like a lost tourist? I'd draw inspiration from @Gangrene Beard's (former) portrait avatar, render that on the Skellywags, and turn them into little undead GB-Tribute pirates. And after that, I expect you guys to support my new idea: New perk building: KFC Dumpster. Inert until attacked, at which point 1,000 red-eyed, yowling PlunderCats pour forth and claw the hell out of the attackers. I may have to post that one.
Either you are MR. Beard with another account, auto-praising yourself or your going to be his would-be son in law.... tell us the truth!
lol - not a secondary account @SaK that's one of my guild mates. She and some of the others had a discussion that I need to be in the game.
