Photoshop Kelani's Avatar

Rules:
1. Contest ends February 17th at 11:59PM EST and will remain my avatar through March.
2. Image must be forum appropriate, and must be photoshopped by you.
3. If you think there's a cash prize for this, you're nuts. However, there are perks! 1. Your awesome artwork gets to adorn the profile of a forum luminary , and you can use this opportunity to royally stick it to me for any past snarky/condescending/erroneous replies I have gifted you with.
4. @Gangrene Beard is on the bench, because he's the judge.
5. Have fun, and be gentle!


Note: I do not have any high-res images from my current avatar, so...get creative.

 

Think this calls for @ATKone and @Kings King Kong
All I ever do is add an eye patch to a stick figure
I never win these contest (kicks snow and ice with his shoe)

 

I WILL ACCEPT BRIBES

Let's get him the craziest avatar yet

 

Same here. Everything I do is on 99 cent or free iPhone apps.

 

so GB will (pi)rate these?

 

Feel free to copy my current avatar style Everything in it was a free image from Google:

A black cat-shape silhouette
A pirate map
A computer-generated landscape
A PP Logo
Assorted Photoshop touchups.

 

Wow. I expected a ton of dead cats and middle finger avatars to be posted by now. Guess I'll have to be more annoying.

 

Yes, I hoped for more pie-rating.

 

C'mon Slice - what you got?

 

Better?

 

Much better @Tim Thomas !

 

That's awesome! Game over.

 

lol. Gotta hand it to @Tim Thomas He knows how to deliver.

 

All credit to @Tim Thomas for the idea.
Here's my "dead cat/up yours" submission.

Sorry, got a little something in my eye...

 

Wow. Never saw that coming. I just hope you found that photo online and didn't dig up your dead cat.

 

That's a big cat if he did....

 

We need more. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nuLnGSnu094/SuHmi2xvVOI/AAAAAAAAH3M/amf7RmUAc9Y/s1600-h/treats.jpg

 

<---- @Kelani dyed white and dancing.

 

That almost looks like my cat.

 

No, no, no....
That's actually my dog.
Photoshop.
Amazing.