Riddle me this Friday.

Discussion in 'Off topic' started by Burnz, Jan 24, 2015.

  1. Burnz

    Burnz Captain

    What gets wetter and wetter the more it dies?
     
  2. Tex

    Tex Commodore

    The captain's liver?
     
  3. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    A towel :)
     
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  4. Burnz

    Burnz Captain

    Good Job GB.
     
  5. Burnz

    Burnz Captain

    Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
     
  6. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    Mary :)
     
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  7. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    The more it dies? A snowman
     
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  8. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    Lol good catch!
     
  9. TBird

    TBird Captain

    Ahhhh, great one Pinky
     
  10. Burnz

    Burnz Captain

    Haha, good catch. That could be a new riddle .
     
  11. I'm assuming you meant dyes and going with "a hairdresser "
     
  12. Burnz

    Burnz Captain

    That actually works, but I meant dries.
     
  13. Burnz

    Burnz Captain

    A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
    How is that possible?
     
  14. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    Mom is a surgeon.
     
  15. Burnz

    Burnz Captain

    Lol, I guess all these riddles are too easy.
     
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  16. Black-ish Beard

    Black-ish Beard Captain

    Well, we can rule out my ex wife since she's still alive...
     
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  17. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    Bah dum tish
     
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  18. Black-ish Beard

    Black-ish Beard Captain

    Nice splash cymbal you got there
     
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  19. right?
     
  20. Floki

    Floki Captain

    I am the beginning of the end,and the end of time and space. I am essential and I surround every place. What am I?
     
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