So hear out yer heartless plunderers. If tharr be any lonely mates lookin' for the drinkin crew and want to plunder with style and success, join Capt'n Rat and Men of North on the deck of a beauty, finer than your dear Mary's golden hair. We go after everything that shines and take no prisoners. Playing together is fun and rewarding so see ya in tavern by a corner table. Join the guild, let's get those perks activated, double the loot and set sail for the better life! And remember: Take what you can, give nothing back! Signed 'n' sealed Rat
