The Joke Thread

Insert You're Funny Jokes Here Like This

Q: Why Do Pirates Always Take So Long To Learn The Alphabet
A: Because They Are Always Stuck At C

 

Hehe.
Why do pirates have red eyes?
Because they have too much sea-weed!

Is that inapropiate, or fine? I have no clue.

 

Ok. Thanks!

 

Okay, I'll bite...

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

 

Hehe...

 

Why do pirates wear eye patches?

Because they can't afford iPads....

 

I read that one on a pirate joke website.

 

I might have aswell.. One of the few I did find funny.. -.-

 

I was gonna post here but remembered they probably have to be "clean" jokes........

 

Q: What did the water say to boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved

 

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: He was sitting on the deck

 

This Isn't Pirate Related

Q: Why Do People Don't Take Pikachu While Showering
A: Because He'll Pik-ac-hu ( Peek At You)

 

How much do they charge for corn at the pirate market???

A BUCK an EAR!

 

3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates

 

Another None Pirate Joke


Q: Why Do Monsters Hate Going To Pokemón
A: Because In Pokemón People Always Poke-Mon (Poke Monster) There

Yeah Not That Funny

 

hhahaa

 

I think SirVin is a Pokemon enthusiast .. but well carved you got there.. hehe

 

I Personnaly Only Like Pokemòn When I Was 5-6 And That was ? years Ago ( I don't wanna tel people how old I am ) But I Still Got Them Jokes