Walls are made to be blown up :)

This is awesome!

 

'Murica

Spoiler: Sit down first, seriously take a seat before opening American. This will make your heart go 200BPM

 

Pomegranate seeds? Really?

 

Hey that stuff is good for.. Eerhmm good stuff. And besides this is what google thinks Americans have for breakfast

 

I like pomegranates, I just wouldn't tarnish whatever chocolate goodness that is with them.

btw, use a bowl of water to deseed a pomegranate, the seeds sink and the white stuff floats. Remove the floaters, then strain and enjoy. Its fast and easy, annnnd you don't stain whatever you were putting the seeds onto before I shared this info.

 

This is closer to the truth @The Fish Eyed Pirate

Spoiler: Classic American Breakfast in the South

Mmmm. Smell all that bacon?

 

TEX!!!!
You are my hero!!!!!

I was about to say the first photo didn't have enough bacon.
The second photo has enough bacon, but not enough "hardware"
And wine for breakfast? Must have been shot by a Frenchman.
You need a good bourbon, beer or coffee (or all together).

 

I am all about having a strong defense, but where are you guys eating breakfast? Cuz I don't want to start my day there.