What is your pirate name

Discussion in 'Off topic' started by Gristle, Oct 12, 2014.

  1. Gristle

    Gristle First Mate

    Hah my wife would verify the forget....and as far as the other part...She and My daughter are both taking Pysch classes together in college so I get psychoanalyzed constantly now. I will let you know the pending results :|
     
  2. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    It's why the nuns try to beat it out of you, they fear us!
     
  3. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    Good luck @Gristle I'm in the beginning stages now but I can imagine my wife and daughter ganging up on me like that :)
     
  4. Pirate Fear

    Pirate Fear First Mate

    Exactly! Fear Me! Mwahahah
    Whew. That would be stressful!
     
  5. Gristle

    Gristle First Mate

    Meh, between time in the Marine Corps, Alaska, and just having two kids I already feel like Sisyphus, so I just let them do their worst :cool:
     
  6. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    Then your name suits you just fine
     
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  7. Captain Didwell

    Captain Didwell First Mate

    Captain Jack Flint
    Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!.....
     
  8. Dread Pirate Read
    Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
     
  9. Captain Didwell

    Captain Didwell First Mate

    Well, that one sounds more good. . o_O
     
  10. So ye bunch of headless mongrols! :p
     
  11. Gristle

    Gristle First Mate

    Ha thar be a few good names, and at least the Monty trend was broken.
     
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  12. Pirate Fear

    Pirate Fear First Mate

    I loved the Monty name! Shows...errrr..power?
     
  13. Ombit

    Ombit Crew

    Hmm Captain Tom Flint! Quite like that one Arrrrrr!
     
  14. SirVin

    SirVin First Mate

    My Pirate Name Is....... Capt'n BlackFace :p
     
  15. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    Well that hardly seems appropriate...
     
  16. Cap'n Creeperb

    Cap'n Creeperb First Mate

    Bumping this thread now.
    Pirate name: Dirty Sam Kidd
    You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

    Haha amazing.
     
  17. ll DarkZero ll

    ll DarkZero ll Captain

    I got Bloody Tom Rackham (RACK em). Apparently I live to fight :mad:.
     
  18. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Also a lefty, but play guitar as a rightie, for some weird reason.

    I am: Mad Davy Cash Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
     
  19. ll DarkZero ll

    ll DarkZero ll Captain

    I'm surrounded by soulless lefties in here! That makes me wanna fight :mad:.
     
  20. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    If we get any more Lefties, I bet someone's gonna abandon their guild and start one called Southpaws.
     

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