Woohoo! First Mate!

I'm just excited to rank up to fist mate. Maybe I post too much...

 

Conga-rats! Good excuse for a beer or 12!

 

Congrats=)

 

Thank you thank you! Beer sounds great!

 

arrrrhh...BEER is good for tongue to taste but RHUM blesses ones soul!

 

Isn't grog a mixture of both?

 

and lemon...to prevent scurvy!

 

Man, that actually sounds really good

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog yaah right

 

It's funny to me that I usually put lime in my rum...

 

you can try cola on rum.. and I like grilled squids for side dish. would be so nice

 

Usual drink is Captain Morgan Tattoo, Dr. Pepper, and lime

 

OK. . . .then sure you need to look for a comfort room after this.

by the way,. congrats lad!!

 

you could try a soda cookie with extra rice and oatmeal! Very healthy according to Men's Health! Way better then salty water!

 

Hahahaha.... .
I'm waiting for @Pirate Fear response.

 

Did you know soda has salt water in it?
Did you know the ocean has salt water in it?
Did you know a cookie has salt water in it?
Did you know Men's Health staff drink salt water?

Truly superior!

 

And let the salt water battle begins.
Ahahhaah..

 

Did you know salt water houses crocodiles that can grow up to 22 feet?
Did you know salt water dehydrates you faster then anything?
Did you know a healthy soda cookie with extra rice and oatmeal that is recommended by Men's Health
Does not contain salt water?
Did you know Men's Health staff drink uranium enriched water?

 

Beer actualy dehydrates you faster then salt water.

 

Who still drinks beer? Thats so 1682!