What a really creepy spreadsheet looks like...

Discussion in 'Off topic' started by Kelani, Dec 27, 2014.

  1. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    But I edited it to give her an S&M Room, so it's all good :)
     
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  2. Captain Monkey

    Captain Monkey First Mate

    Wow. I made the list. I feel honoured. Thankyou kelani :)
     
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  3. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    You're welcome! You called my sheet creepy, so I was glad to oblige ;)
     
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  4. LadyoftheSea

    LadyoftheSea Powder Monkey

    Creepy lol
     
  5. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Oh really?

    *updated* :)
     
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  6. Christy

    Christy Commodore

    LMAO Thank you for the HUGE S&M room :cool: FINALLY somewhere to fit all my "stuff" :rolleyes::oops::eek: LOL
     
  7. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    You are welcome. Like closets, I guess sometimes a small S&M room just won't do..
     
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  8. Christy

    Christy Commodore

    Hold on.......Jesus likes clown porn :eek: I'm going to hell just for reading that. LOL. Well that and my "room" o_O
     
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  9. Christy

    Christy Commodore

    Need the closet for all those shoes you saw I have :D
     
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  10. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    Are any of those big floppy shoes Christy?
     
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  11. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Yes, that was quite an impressive collection of footwear! I didn't know they even made squeaky/honky clown shoes in lady she sizes. It was...a real eye-opener.
     
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  12. Christy

    Christy Commodore

    OMG you two @Salty Snack and @Kelani HOW DO YOU KNOW :eek: of course I have the shoes. Clowns like S&M too :p OMG the thought makes me sick LOL
     
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  13. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    Beat those balloon animals Christy. Beat em like you mean it!
     
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  14. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    @Christy

    Christy: Spycam: Yes
    Thanks to that little guy, we also know that you...

    1. Like singing Mr. Rogers Neighborhood theme song in the shower.
    2. Are not at all pleased with the shade of the toenail on your right foot's little toe
    3. Use a clown shoe to fix a persistent itch on your back
    4. When your kids yell Mom! from somewhere, you yell back "just a minute, sweetie", then mutter under your breath "I really should have joined that motorcyle club"
     
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  15. Christy

    Christy Commodore


    OMG I need to find a way to hide or disable the spy cam :eek:
     
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  16. Christy

    Christy Commodore


    Oh yeah baby!!!!! :D:cool:
     
  17. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Aw, why? The Christy Channel is in our Top 10 with over 652,800 subscrib...err...I mean, I personally find it really interesting to watch :rolleyes:
     
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  18. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

  19. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Wow.. That's something I'll never be able to unsee. Never been on FB, and now I'm extra glad ;)

    Hey @Marmaladesix check out that video. Looks like when you guys were exporting Canada's embarrassments, you missed one ;) Wow, he could be your neighbor, too!
     
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  20. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    Just showing you what you missed on the Christy Cam while you were busy posting Kelani.
     
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