What a really creepy spreadsheet looks like...

Discussion in 'Off topic' started by Kelani, Dec 27, 2014.

  1. Christy

    Christy Commodore


    Sorry the gag balls were all mover to the "huge S&M room" :cool: and no. You need to be quicker :p actually I'm off for a bit. So you can catch up........if you can :D
     
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  2. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    I can't keep up! I reply to one message, check my alerts, and :eek: Holy Crap! Another 10 Christyposts! I think the next time we do maintenance on your Spycam, we need to dump some horse tranquilizers in your tea pitcher :)
     
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  3. Christy

    Christy Commodore


    Mmmmmmmmm!!! Tranquilizers :cool: however if I'm knocked out you may lose your audience :p
     
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  4. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Aw cmon, surely there's some people here who would pay to watch you snore?
     
  5. Floki

    Floki Captain

    Girl snores are cute where as I have been told unequivocally mine are NOT!
     
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  6. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Yes, some of them definitely are. But I've heard a few elderly women snoring who could outdo any man, and probably blast the paint off a wall if they were aimed in that direction.
     
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  7. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    It still boggles my mind that you keep such detailed records of your guild. Our Captain wanders in occasionally, burps, farts, scratches a bit and leaves.
     
  8. Tex

    Tex Commodore

    Last edited: Dec 29, 2014
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  9. Holy Macaroni..... Shot me now please.. :eek:
     
  10. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Check Black Flag, I think. They have a spreadsheet that's waaay more detailed than mine. They get into quantities and levels of defenses and stuff. I haven't updated mine much since Last Active came out. now, all I'm using it for is

    1. How long someone has been below 100 rank
    2. Who has an Observatory/PC
    3. Log join dates to see who's up for promotion next
    4. Stick a note in when a member is going to be away more than 5 days, so they don't get kicked.
    5. Keep track of members' midoki forum usernames.
     
  11. Aaaaand all that other creepy info.....o_O
     
  12. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    Yeah, he's holding back. For sure there is at least a cats/no cats
    column.
     
  13. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Well, the thing is public, if you know where to look, but there's really nothing interesting about it. here's the fields (yes, all of them)

    Status - (Blank, W or X ) Blank=OK, W=Recheck due to inactivity, or X=Kick at next cleanout
    PR - Pirate Rank, only updated every week or two, to figure out what our avg rank is.
    PH - Their PH level
    Obsv/PC Who has these perks
    GRank - Guild Rank (Capt, 1M, Crew..)
    Name - Pirate name
    Last Seen - Unused, thanks to Last Active
    Upgr - (Y/N) Upgrading anything? Unused, thanks to Last Active
    Town Status (Blank, Destroyed, Partial + date) Unused, thanks to Last Active
    -100 Time - How many days player has been below 100 rank
    Chat Warn - If player has been warned for being naughty in chat
    From - Country and State, if provided by player.
    Notes - Midoki username, Join Date, Promoted date, Who's an infrequent player. Who's away and can't play.

    And on the second sheet, I keep track of Kicked people

    KickDate - Date they went bye bye :)
    Name - Pirate Name
    Kick Reason - Obvious
    OK to Rejoin (Yes/No) Some people vanish, but we like them, and would welcome them back.
    Notes - The notes that existed in their entry on the first sheet.


    edit: Half the guild has a Cat avatar, so no cat data is needed :)
     
  14. Yes.. The spreadsheet that you're showing us... o_O Just be careful while tumbling around in Christy's closet, you migth loose things you don't want others to see....:rolleyes:
     
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  15. Christy

    Christy Commodore


    Well no sleep for me tonight after seeing this one :( my eyes!!!!!! They BURN!!!!! :eek:
     
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  16. Floki

    Floki Captain

    More than a little unsettling.lol
     
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  17. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Just to be safe, I'm...skipping that one :)
     
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  18. Floki

    Floki Captain

    Gollums cousin.....
     
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  19. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    Hey now! I've been harassed by my family too much lately. I'm back in more now :)
     
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  20. Tex

    Tex Commodore

    Move along. There's nothing creepy here.
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