What a really creepy spreadsheet looks like...

They asked for it.

Kel's Midoki Forum Stalky Spreadsheet

 

5 of mine are correct. I won't say which 5...

 

Wow
How do you know I wax and don't have aany neighbors?
You forgot my Uzi under my pillow too tho.

 

Hey, I'm creepy, and I do my homework! Argh, wax? bad mental image. @Air-Rine Pirate from my guild suggested that as a random ambiguous term. I don't think he meant actual waxing. If so, there's more bad images of Dorothy's little dog and Goldilocks

Oops. my mistake. Added!

Hmm. I'd guess Alive, Likes Pain, Neighbors, Posts while Naked, and ofc the area code, which was totally accidental. I'll change that.

 

Was that Dorothy the Dinosaur? And is salty snack a metaphor?

 

go to your happy place Kel....
Don't think about the waxing...
OK think about the waxing

The bacon covered donuts were great today ...
You should have been there

 

That's Wizard of Oz Dorothy (hence her little dog too below) and for the true meaning of Salty Snack, you'd have to ask @Salty Snack

 

Ohhhhhhh no!!!! You found out I like pain and about my S&M room I told everyone to keep it a secret!!!!!!

 

That's just awesome!!!! Great job @Kelani I needed the laugh

 

Oooops read that wrong!! I'm not the one with the S&M room......huge sigh of relief

 

Wanna bet?

 

It's always the quiet ones...

 

Yup! Those are the 5

 

Pleading the 5th

 

Really? Wow, I just creeped myself out!

 

Pfft. I have no children I'm willing to admit to.

 

Four might actually be a bit low.

 

I was eating crisps while registering, after my pirate name pinky was denied due to trying to register with a hotmail addy.

 

I always end up drinking a 5th then confessing to everything

 

Totally thought it was your name too!! Had to go double check when I saw that post! Haha