Fish Puns

This thread gives you the best oppor-tuna-ty to show off your best fish puns.

 

What a fin-tasic idea, Burnz, although puns give me a haddock. Thanks for making the forum less cray cray. I'm not even squidding.

 

Stop it Stop it your Krilling me....I will not reply even though your fishing for puns..

 

I am just waiting for @Kelani to show up and post every single fish-pun in existence

Spoiler

And then print it out and use them in the office

 

Dolphinately!

 

The other day I raided with all brutes, just for the Halibut.

 

That's a skate on thin ice that is

 

How did that go? Can you let minnow?

 

Well time to drink my cup is full to the bream...Just watched an ant flounder in it....
Any way the old trout next door is yelling so I yelled back get a mullet up yaaa...

 

I feel used..

 

Now, now, don't be koi

 

Now your just carping on

 

Gill-ty

 

There still might be a ray of hope....

 

I trout it...
(Getting progressively worse...best i quit while I'm behind, lol)

 

This is such a great grouper people!!!

 

Lucky we are not a bunch of old gropers.....boom boom ChingChing

 

Cod someone help me find the darn ice fish

 

Make way for the red emperor he is on the perch over there...

 

I love puns. This thread is making me crack up laughing. Great job guys.