Guys! I got a message from Midoki today!

It says a couple things but I'll highlight the important parts here:
There's a new pirate in town....make room for him in your crew today and start the airborne assault.

...room for him in your crew today and....

...your crew today...

...TODAY...


Can someone explain to me how I could have possibly misinterpreted the word "today" all these years?

Thank you.

 

Well, they also say "Today is the first day of the rest of your life", but that doesn't mean anything special's gonna happen

 

Today could also be your last day!
But what are the chances of today being your last day?
1 in 25,000 maybe...
And every day lessons the chance
On second thought, why take a chance?

Don't ever say today could be your last day!
You're gambling with your life

I'd rather gamble with a pirates life...

Maybe today is the first day of the pirates life
Or the last... Muahahahaha


MUAHAHAHAHA

 

The day is not yet over... But it soon will be. Hope remains.

 

Also the message never changes so when I read it tomorrow or the next or when they arrive & it says "Today" then Woohoo they will be here today!!

 

You Put that fire out fast lol ....

 

Can you let us know what is needed to unlock this pirate?

 

Ah I see.

How much room should I make? That is, how many slots does he/each unit take up?

Also: what gangrene said. Is there anything needed to unlock this pirate? Because if so, it wouldn't really make sense to say "make sure you have room for him today!" when you need level X of whatever building (which would take a while to build). Just curious.

 

Stats and requirements would be good...good for all things to have a stat thread and what is needed to get it.

 

Technically the chances that today is the last day of your life is 50%. Kind of depressing to think about ain't it?

 

It's surprising. If you can show me the math on that, then it'll be depressing.

 

Schrödinger.
We are both alive and dead until proven either.

 

Got to love that google

 

Ha! From memory thank you very much

 

Mmmkay

 

That's from my Stastics and Probability class I'm taking right now. The event is either a "Yes or No" probability which is Is the best problem to work with (Event without replacement).

 

All statistics are a scam. Unless I'm using them to support my points....

 

That's why they say there's 3 types of lies: Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics. Remind me to post a picture of the formulas I use, that'll make you go cross eyed.

My Aunt had the best response when I showed her what I was doing, "Is this math?"

 

I use statistics to support DEEZ NUTS!!! lol