Unfair Pirate name

Oh, come on!
That's totally unfair!
Even the nastiest of pirates can't attack Disney World!

Have a Magical Day

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YO HO HO its a pirate's life for me

 

I would have no problem levelling the happiest place on earth.

 

I actually skipped over this one (okay, it was really because the gold wasn't worth plundering)
Next time I'll burn it to the ground (given enough gold and grog)

Hi ho, hi ho
It's off to work we go...

 

And I would do it with a turkey leg in one hand and a mint julep in the other, while wearing my mouse ears and humming Let it Go.

 

Call yourself or your guild Beagle Boys and everything will be fine....

 

I so want to go plundering with you.

 

Mint juleps make everything better

 

I had my very first at Pat O'Brien's"..many moons ago

 

Let's give Mickey Mouse a.. gunshot to the knee?

 

Pat O'Brien's !!!!
I lost a years worth of brain cells there one night.
Bought my first hurricane at 6pm, didn't stop them until about 3... and never paid for another one.
I found out that you can get 6.00 for every return glass...
My friends and I "cleaned" tables for free that night whenever we needed another drink
Almost missed my plane home the next day

 

Was going to attack this base called Pluto but all the outhouses were too far away..

 

They wouldn't have been out close to Uranus, by any chance, would they?

 

Ewww...potty humor

 

Strangely enough not far from there bloody clingons were invading my game...

 

Seeing lots of interesting base names lately...

Target Practice
ClickNextPls
PlzDon'tHurtMeee
MyBoatSank
NoLootHere
Waaah I'm Poor
DarthSyphillis
GudTym 708-412-xxxx
LootMyWife Plz
ItsAPen15
Gem This
We Have Ebola
Quarantine!
Funnylingus
ElderlyBrothel
FreePr0nHere

 

Where is the clown in that story?

 

I believe it is the last one, it just doesn't say 'clown' anywere, so as to shock poor unsuspecting attackers...

 

I imagine that being quite the shock yes..

 

I thought every one I was battling was called Max plunder, thought it was strange.
Apologies for that.