Unfair Pirate name

I'm not gonna lie I've done that a couple times.

I saw one that was just the Fist emoji. Don't know why but that cracked me up. I also saw Chuck Norris but I knew better then try to attack it. I lost feeling in my left arm, became faint and lightheaded and lowered my credit score just by looking at it.

 

Same. I was like WOW. Neat base name! Bad thing is, I still get tripped up by it.

 

I think a lot of REALLY LITTLE kids are most likely playing around on the app not that THAT would stop me from leveling Disney World in a heartbeat honestly I never even look at names.

 

"In the night, I hear them talk the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless
Oh, how could you be so heartless?"
- Kanye "Pegleg" West

 

You would be surprised how often I am called heartless

 

Funny story - @Fakebeard the Ba changed his name to Max Plunder

 

There are a few others too.

 

Funny?
Ehhhhh....maybe

But that guy that spent 200k on plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian? That's funny! Comedy genius!

 

That's less than Kim spent, right?