Wench Pressers are looking for more wenches!

Wench Pressers are looking for more wenches!
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We are a fun and laid back guild that still manages to be on top without the rules and regulations of most other top guilds. We are an english speaking 18+ guild from all over the world! Our core team is strong. Most of us have been together for a very long time. We have always been a top 5-10 guild! We’ve even hit number 1 guild! We like to rumble hard!​

So...do you have what it takes to press some wenches? ​

We are looking for fun, enthusiastic and active players to come fill the remaining select few empty spots we have in our guild. We are now recruiting heavy hitter candidates with ph8 thru ph10 preferably.


Here are the expectations for all our members:

• First and foremost and most importantly HAVE FUN!

• We rumble 24/7 and we rumble hard. Press is part of name for a reason.

• Be friendly and respectful to your fellow guild mates and please say hi regularly. We are a very social group.

• Actively fund perks and donations. It can be tough at times we have some quick fingers in our guild. I mean freaky fast!

• We prefer you sign up for our Group Me app chat for better communication (Reason stated below). We like to be able to better communicate with our players. We are a chatty bunch!

• Be active! If you can not participate, please let us know via the GM app if you will be unavailable and we will make a calendar event. You will not be penalized for stepping out for real life obligations, we are an extremely understanding team. If you need to step away for longer you can step out to our resting guild Son Of A Wench.

• Again see expectation one. Have FUN!

• Habitual inactive non contributors get kicked off the plank. Period end of story!

Are you ready to press some wenches? We are Wench Pressers! Come join us as we continue our climb to top of those rumble boards and have boat load of fun doing it!

 

Awwww, I remember our old flag!! It's been a few months since it was black!!

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All jokes aside, we would love to see some new faces in the WP family.

 

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A better, more fun guild you will not find. Full of some of the most fun and lovely people you will ever meet. Join now before all the places are gone!!

 

Love this!!! You rock!

 

Come join us today! There will be free beer after tomorrow' rumble! You won't want to miss it!

 

Morgan's buying us beer?? Sweet!!!

 

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PLEASE LIKE!​

 

Oh no! Sorry to think outside the box with some unique and interesting posts that might actually grab someone's attention. We will be sure to stick to the standard bland cheese ball recruiting posts from now on. How is this?

"Awe jeez guys we are sure rumbling hard this rumble guys. Shucks you should come join our guild. We are sure growing fast. Don't be the last one to be a fella and join our swashbuckling guild good a super fun time!"

Will this pass the censors?

 

Did this Forum get moved to a North Korean server?

 

All hands on deck!!! Thanks for this awesome video Royce!!

 

Come rumble with the roughest toughest *ahem* beautiful pirate wenches this side of the seas!

 

Wow, you guys must be sooo desperate for fresh members. Your ongoing tries to annoy/challenge and offend Midoki and @Lynsey [Midoki] ,reminds me of childish behavior of the very worst. I am sure this will get you the "right" recruits. You guys can be proud of yourselfes!

 

What are we annoying or challenging on this thread?

 

Or is this your ploy to bump this thread with an irrelevant argument so Midoki will remove the thread.

If you don't have something nice to say. Don't say anything at all, hornyquokka.

 

Sorry that we are attempting to have fun playing this GAME whilst the rest of you make it your lives. No worries at all "horny" (which is apparently an appropriate name) if you ever want to come and see how much fun us pressers have, the door is always open my dear

 

Thank you for taking time out of your day for such thoughtful comments. Not sure what you are trying to accomplish with it. Do you think you'll change the behavior? (You won't) Trying to draw admin attention? (Pretty sure we're on their radar already). Bumping our recruitment page? (Thanks mate)

 

Your are absolutly right! We are desperate. Desparate not to play the game with people who just don't quite get it. If you are utterly bored with this game do us all a favor and stop playing it. At all costs, whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT JOIN OUR GUILD!