Wench Pressers are looking for more wenches!

We've went from 26 players to 35...only 15 spots left. Who will be the lucky pirate to snag a spot?

 

I'm im pressed with you wenches seem like a good bunch of blokes and blokettes

 

We have fun

 

I heard that

 

Come check us out and see if what they say is true. Leave your garden hose at home though please. We are not aloud to play with those anymore. So far the list of things we can't toy with includes a metric ton of spam, garden hoses, Arby's, christians, Preparation H and coming sooon.......lions! Oh and you should see what happens on Tuesday! We have fun.

 

We just went Susan Powter and decided to "Stop the insanity" (only for a minute). As a result we cut some lazy fat and are now in a fine fighting form. Are you a lean mean fighting machine? Are you insane? You are! Great come hang out for some rumbles.

 

Thank you Wenches for the use of a wet slip in which to dock my ship. I look forward to sailing the seas again someday with the best of your crew. For anyone looking for a fun chill guild check out the Wench Pressers. You won't be sorry.

 

Thank you so much for everything Morgan! Enjoy your time with the Wicked, Wench Pressers were lucky to have you!!

 

Bump bump bump baby...come play with us. Still looking for some new blood.

 

Horny quokka is an absolute weirdo. I was in his guild, I speak from experience lol. Gl to him though.....

 

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haha ... that quite an image !

 

Some things can never be unseen

 

Still looking for pirates! Bump bump

 

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