Okay guys I've realized only one benefit to the delayed update. I'm spending more time on the forum than ever dying of boredom. So how about a little game of "Would You Rather" to kill time? Let's see how far we can push the limits. This should be interesting...
In this game you answer the question with a yes/no or include the rationale behind it. Then one-up that question with one of your own by making it funnier, grosser, or whatever. And it continues from there. Example: I'd rather be an ugly genius because I would be super rich and have any girl I wanted. Rather than a good looking broke dude who lives with his mom and can't afford to date. 2) If you farted in public would you rather it be loud and odorless OR silent but deadly.
3) Would you rather get the PH 8 update right now along with a 24 hour case of horrid diarrhea OR wait another week for the update and not get sick?
3) Give me the update + explosive diarrhea now, please. I'm already going to be spending the the 24h following the update with my ass planted somewhere. If I'm on the toilet, at least I can plunder in peace (but not quiet, for obvious reasons).
Oops, forgot to one-up the question.. 4) Would you rather eat at a Chinese restaurant which was a venereal disease research lab yesterday, or be forced to raid in Plundercam mode forever?
I've probably taken worse risks than that judging by the bathroom conditions at many of the best hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurants. Permanent plundercam is a dealbreaker though. Rather than ask another question, I'll remind @Gangrene Beard that it was his turn to ask a question after answering one. We have a lot of time to kill waiting for the next update. I know there's a lot of creative and inappropriate minds in this community. Come on guys lets see what ya got!
5) Would you rather constantly have an itch on a phantom third arm or a constant craving for a food that does not exist?
Phantom itch, because I'd probably be able to get some good drugs for thst. Lol Would you rather have the skin peeled off your thumbs, but get the update today. Or never get an update and be forced to play no other game but PP for ever?
1. Hot Moron 2. I can be patient. I'll wait out the PH8 3. I would have to pass on the VD 4. Phantom itch. Love food too much. Could never go on not eating what I want 5. I can always bandage my thumbs so I will go with that Now for mine Would you rather.......Lick a dirty public restroom clean with you tongue OR lick a used condom
