Would You Rather?

Discussion in 'Off topic' started by Tex, Feb 4, 2015.

  1. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Pssst, Christy, The Recruitment thread is that way ----------->

    I can't answer that question, because if I was faced with doing either of those things, I would spontaneously combust to avoid it.
     
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  2. Christy

    Christy Commodore

    So do I win. Guess that "upped" them all :D
     
  3. Bear

    Bear Commodore

    Option 2. Likely far safer than a nasty public bathroom.

    Would you rather put a needle under your toenail and kick a wall or slide down a slide of razor blades into a pool of rubbing alcohol? (it's a really long slide)
     
  4. Tex

    Tex Commodore

    The first option sounds like someting I could heal from without permanent scarring. :confused:
    Here's a provacative softball for the next question...

    8) Would you rather have a time travel machine that could only go forward in time OR only backwards in time?
     
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  5. Bear

    Bear Commodore

    Forwards, because I would screw everything up going back and trying to fix things..

    Would you rather have to watch your parents participate in coidice every day, or join in just once and end the cycle?
     
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  6. Wepwaet

    Wepwaet Crew

    I am going to go with watch. The participation is too sick for words. No thanks...

    Would you rather:

    Have sex with Honey Boo Boo's mother

    OR

    Remove a sweaty sumo wrestlers diaper with your teeth.
     
  7. Christy

    Christy Commodore

    Ewwwww. I'll assume the diaper is not soiled and go with that one :eek:

    Would you rather have no one show up for your wedding? OR no one show up for your funeral?
     
  8. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    According to our current understanding of science a time machine can only go forwards in time
     
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  9. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    I was so going to say that, but didn't feel like explaining it :)
     
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  10. Bear

    Bear Commodore

    I had a physics professor that wrote his dissertation on the plausibility of time travel to the past and how it would affect the laws of physics. So it is plausible to travel backwards
     
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  11. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Well, wasn't he a rebel, going up against Hawking like that :)
     
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  12. Bear

    Bear Commodore

    Dude was a beast. Him and his wife both had PhD his in physics hers in micro biology. Wife also is in her last year of pharmacy school. So 2 PhD 4 kids, both teaching college and wife attending pharmacy school of boot.
     
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  13. Landon

    Landon First Mate

    Sorry Kel, there's - 14 day wait time. It's still being upgraded :confused:
     
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  14. Tex

    Tex Commodore

    No one show up at my wedding because your life must get better if they show up for the funeral.
    Speaking of death...

    Would you rather have your dead body found on a pile of sex toys OR a pile of drugs?
     
  15. Christy

    Christy Commodore

    Sex toys. I'll assume I died happy :rolleyes:
     
  16. Black-ish Beard

    Black-ish Beard Captain

    Liked it first:D
     
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  17. Captain Didwell

    Captain Didwell First Mate

    I was trying to understand this thread, :confused:

    but as I finished reading until the end.. .:eek::eek:

    .i say.,:D:D

    :D:D:D

    :D

    I think this thread is not for me.. ..:p
     

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