You don't need a free builder to buy a builder

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kelani, Dec 29, 2014.

  1. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Anyone else know this? I sure didn't.
     
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  2. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    He's expected to build his own hut. They have terrible contracts.
     
  3. Burnz

    Burnz Captain

    I didn't know it, but said, to hell with it, tried and successfully purchased him.
     
  4. Liquix

    Liquix Crew

    Ahahaha, I love those comments.
     
  5. Christy

    Christy Commodore

    I want a fifth builder :D yes I'm greedy like that :oops::rolleyes:
     
  6. Yes, I almost feel bad for them.. They don't even get any grog... :oops:
     
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  7. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Seriously, my guys haven't had a break since October. And they're expected to build buildings with a mallet and a trowel, which any handyman will tell you is a terrible combo of tools. It's why stuff takes so damn long to build :(
     
  8. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    It's a poor tradesman who blames his tools.
     
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  9. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Touche. :) But still, Mallet + Trowel = not very efficient.
     
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  10. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    Says you! If it's good enough for Jeremy Clarkson, it's good enough for me!
     
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  11. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    Pretty much all they had building the pyramids.
     
  12. Yeah, and those probably only took a few days to finish.. And if the Farao got impatient, he could always just gem his way out of it (--->whip his way out of it...) :eek:
     
  13. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    They did solid work though.
     
  14. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    They also had copper chisels, and a ton of manpower. Give me enough mallet+trowel wielding builders, and I could build the space station eventually.
     
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  15. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    75 years for a pyramid, 7 days for an outhouse. Comparable I'd say, all things considered.
     
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  16. I'm sure Midoki did the math :rolleyes:
     
  17. It would be hard to build your first builder hut if you needed one to build it for you. Sort of a chicken vs. the egg problem, no?
     
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  18. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    You buy the builder, he builds the hut. No mystery. Chicken vs egg is just freaky.
     
  19. Frankly, I'm not even sure why my builders need huts, 3/4 of them are out of the house 24/7. (The other is just a brick-layer/wallmaker and only has to work when the pirates leave the tavern every so often)
     
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  20. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    Illusion of compliance with labor laws.
     
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