Coming Soon - New Pirate Hall, now with guns

You need moar.

 

That's.....all wrong!
It needs 6 more to make the perfect screen setup! Get on it

 

So that's what it takes for a Captain to monitor crew and maintain a working guild spreadsheet?

 

Graph paper and colored pencils is really all it takes. That's just what you do when you want to account for another 1% of internet traffic while searching for the perfect porn

 

Ahhh. You managed to summon him from the deep!

 

I heard if you sacrifice some bacon sprinkled with unicorn tears, and chant "caaaaw!!!!" three times he appears

 

It's near 2 weeks since you announced the new Pirate Hall is coming. Can you please tell us the expected date? It is a hard time to wait for such long time. It is a boring time to play the same thing everyday!

 

She can't tell you. They can't release it until it's ready and that's impossible to predict. Bugs happen and some bugs can be near impossible to track down.

But yes, it's a boring game for those of us with completed upgrades. The only things in my base not fully upgraded are the walls and Buccaneers ! (and the WDs are missing a +5 toughness upgrade/training because I can't justify the additional $20K recruitment cost LOL)