juggernauts

Discussion in 'Battle Bugs' started by poo, Sep 18, 2014.

  1. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    As long as deploy is correct, I don't really care if live glitches - so long as I still win all the monies
     
  2. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Even though the "it's a video glitch" hypothesis sounded great and perfectly logical to me yesterday, new info makes me think it's not correct. Rovio support sent this to me:

    "What is shown in the actual battle, and battle summary in your defense log is correct, where as the battle replay may show something completely different. The replays aren't actual videos of the battles but they are generated after the battle has finished, and due to some technical problems they sometimes show the wrong data."

    If that's correct, then replays are Hollywood interpretations of reality: where stuck juggs are unstuck, troops fly a bit further from a nearby mortar shot, buildings explode and are captured on 200 cameras, and everything generally works perfectly.
     
  3. Gristle

    Gristle First Mate

    Maybe Michael Bay helped with the replay options :p
     
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  4. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    That would explain the brutes/juggs being blown halfway across the map.
     
  5. Edward Kenway

    Edward Kenway Captain

    Juggs stuck twice in a row now. first 3-4 of them got stuck in a gun tower, and the other attack they were just standing still.
     
  6. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    I just had one break off an attack, walk clear across town to where nothing was, and start smacking a wall. Once he knocked it down, he went back to whatever he was attacking previously. I guess that wall must've done something really annoying.
     
  7. Edward Kenway

    Edward Kenway Captain

    lol:D
     
  8. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    Something else I've noticed a few times (excuse if already mentioned) - if a Jug zeros in on a mine on the other side of a wall it will walk right through the wall to disarm. No mortar blast throwing him over, just walks right through.
     
  9. donkeykilla

    donkeykilla First Mate

    That is intended by the developers. Actually like that feature.
     
  10. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    I thought he was saying the jugg passed through the wall like it isn't there, instead of bashing his way through. I can't believe that would be intentional.
     
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  11. Gristle

    Gristle First Mate

    Like Microsoft would say, "That is not a bug, it's a random feature!" :D
     
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  12. Kelani

    Kelani Commodore

    Microsoft: It's a random feature, but only available in the Super Mega Professional Premium Godlike Edition
    Apple: It's none of your (blanking) business what it is. Just be glad we decided you need it!
    Blizzard: It's a bu..er... Easter Egg! Yeah, let's go with that.
    Adobe: It's a premium feature, which is why we're charging $500 more for it.\
    Red Hat: It's a bug until we build a GUI around it. Then it's a feature.
     
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  13. Gristle

    Gristle First Mate

    Concur with all those
     
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  14. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    All so true.

    Corporate Retail Store Support: "It does what now?"
     
  15. Gangrene Beard

    Gangrene Beard Commodore

    IT: "Did you try turning it off and on again? ... Is it turned on? ... Is it plugged in?"
     
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  16. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    Funny, but there's 95% of the problems.
     
  17. Gristle

    Gristle First Mate

    or call support and hear.."Is is plugged in?"...that make me wanna go on a rampage....I work in IT lol
     
  18. Salty Snack

    Salty Snack Captain

    I get called in for "emergencies" just to plug stuff in. It's a legitimate question. You're on call, knocking your wenches boots, heavy into the grog... You gotta ask.
     
  19. Gristle

    Gristle First Mate

    I always preferred the eye dee ten (idiot) solution...turn the power on and off ten times really fast then dump a diet Pepsi in the CPU. Then stop calling me... ;)
     
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    Gristle First Mate

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