Pirate Pants Giveaway!

Hands off my booty..... Thats all I need to prevent all those who tries to sneak in....
Really need that

 

I need me some pirate pants so my constant pantsing while with friends becomes an advertisement for the best game on the market.

 

It's my duty to protect your booty..

 

Avast! dont frown, me lads.. gather 'round.
And hear me tale of woe.
Tis how I earned me name and great fame...and these bright red digs if ye didnt know.

For when I was a young lass,
I had finally met me match
and had everything looted from me.

me grog, me gold, me clothes...arrrg yes those
even my poor potted palm tree.

So naked was I, as I sailed flag high ...heartbroken, mad and mean.
and with nothing to wear, I'd strike fear! I'd strike terror!

I became labeled as captain obscense!
cuz without me pants me crew would all chant that me poop deck was never kept clean.

Then finally one day... good news.. a giveaway!
me crew all yelled hip hip hooray!

A patch to be had, and even some clad, yes pants is what I really wanted
So I entered to win, and would do again, cuz when nude I remain quite undaunted.

 

Arrr! I be needin' those pants to keep me pirate booty warm from the cold spray of the seven seas!

 

I need a sign to keep thee lass' off my booty!!

 

Aarg there she blows, me booty sounds the horn for another plunderin of more bootyful grog and gold, lots and lots a gold!

 

Arrrr I be needin' a new pair of pants to protect me booty, me old pair tore in half fighting Blackbeard himself, that scallywag always trying to take a peak at me booty, with this booty-protector, I will become the most sexiest and safest pirate in the whole of the seven seas!

 

Ahoy m8's. I need those pants for good luck for when i plunder. Also to show me hearty crew that i am the best dresser in the seven seas! And i need me a eyepatch after a missfire took me eye out.

 

Har, Har, Har... Hands off from my booozzz... I'll destroy you with my BOOTY... aargghhh...

 

SHIVER MY TIMBERS!!!! that's why

 

I need the pants and eyepatch to sail the 7 sea ins and drink grog all night! YAAAARRRRRR gl luck all ur other pirates

 

Gotta keep that booty in place while looting yo' space!

 

How beautiful! I'm addicted to this game and things related. I would wear them every day and night, even my girlfriend can not take them off I promise

 

May the sight of these mighty underpants strike fear into em' scurvey scallywags when I land ashore for plunderr! WAHAHAHA

 

Ahoy mate! I shall give all my doubloons and plant your Jolly Roger with heave ho! Trade all my booty and give you all my Buccaneers for a pair of these! These will keep my bun warm while I'm batten down the hatches in the seven sees! Arr!

 

How have I not read this thread before and what did I just read ? I'll have a witty reply after I've slept.

 

Thinking maybe if I had a pair of these.....I could actually GET some hands ON my booty I'm sure my pirate friends would have to agree

 

I need these to contain my delicious booty.

 

I think you should win. My my. Two lucky pirates right there.