The Deep Thoughts Thread

I go ride my bike for a couple of hours or so in a big circle I suppose.....I come home hot and sweaty or cold and wet depending on the season...
Think of the TV I could have watched if I had just stayed home....

 

Or the amount of plundering you could have achieved

 

Arrrr both can be done together..

 

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.
I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

-Mariah Carey

 

Whenever someone is getting too friendly, I like to call them by the wrong name. Just to let them know I don't care about them.

 

Hey I do that to Lama funny that!

 

The same boiling water that softens a potato can make a egg hard.

 

I like my hard boiled eggs soft!

 

When I found a skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it.
I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

 

touche

 

i like your reply better than some others a T is so more polite than a D.

 

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

-Wayne Gretzky

 

When I die... I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Granddad... Not screaming & shouting like his passengers.

 

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

 

People who snore always fall asleep first.

 

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.