The Deep Thoughts Thread

If you fart in an elevator and no one else can hear does it make any sound?

 

Wouldn't be the sound I'd be worried about

 

Fun things to do.
1)fill windex bottle with blue powerade and sit in public spraying it in your mouth.
2) fill a mayo jar with vanilla pudding and eat it in public.

And finally a deep thought for the thread.

I think wearing your underwear on the outside just to see who will notice is a great way to stay sane.
- Hawkeye

 

I got them all right. You just have the wrong answers

 

You have a point but does it really smell if no one else is there to enjoy?
An Elk offal fart.....

 

A Pirates Deep Thoughts
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

 

I light the candle to see a light at night. I light the candle to make it bright. I light a candle and made a smile because I didnt realized that everytime that i light that candle we did survive..

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I light a candle... and set off the smoke alarm!