Multi-Guild SLAP fight

Yes, it is a troll thread and you are the one doing the trolling.
Dude, just join a guild and STFU (not necessarily in that order)

 

Yes! Thanks for changing it to slap fight. Now I can die happy.

To GeNeTiiX credit, he did change the title, which made my day.

 

Your not the black beard were talking about black flag dude so change your unoriginal name though please

 

He's calling you unoriginal!

 

*Has 80 mins left hiring troops, so grabs popcorn and kicks back to watch the thread*

 

...and he's still trolling, but hasn't managed to join a guild or STFU.

Which will happen first?

 

Well, there went ten minutes of my life

 

Have some popcorn, Tiki. It makes it hurt less.

 

Thank you, Kelani, don't mind if I do. And pass the grog...

 

Hmm. Can you pretend ginger ale is grog? If not, I...need to make a store trip.

 

Generiix is probably breaking shit right now at his parents house, where he lives.

 

I was going to ask how close is the store but its still going on so wait and we'll make the ginger ale do and you better make more popcorn...

 

Genetix,

On behalf of Bad Piggies, best of luck finding a guild. Also Merry Christmas and happy holidays generally.

Tex is just teasing you rather ruthlessly, as pirates do.

 

Yeah, I forgot the Grog store here closes at 9PM. It's ok. I can always put some green food coloring in the ginger ale, and we can just pretend it's grog. I'll get started on the popcorn. I wonder if I can convert my blacksmith into some kind of super-industrial popcorn factory? It's not like I'll be needing it for any troops in the next 2 hours

 

Sounds good to me...

 

Can i have some popcorn?

 

Of course! I combined my blacksmith with a grog distillery, and it's now producing 1500lb/hr of highly-alcoholic green popcorn

 

If you want to stay true to the spirit of this thread you should proceed to dump your tub of popcorn on Harry's head. He he he

 

I would, but I think @Tikigirl , @kingharry2010 and I are what you'd call disinterested observers. I'll leave the dumping to one of these other [censored] hanging out in here.

 

Kelani, enjoy your popcorn. Tex, he isn't worth it. And Genetiix, next time, try not to enter a battle of wits half armed